Ransom thoughts 22

Bourgeoisie nightmare scenario number 3:

I break into your country club and establish a pirating website where your turtle pond used to be
I post porno pics of santorum and dick Cheney getting it on with the McDonald’s fry cook who wanted to be a doctor
I replace your balls with grenades and wait quietly for something spectacular
On the 15th hole
After an evening of ice pick murder I steal a jaguar and wreck it into an ihop full of virgin matadors.
Somewhere in there I take a shit on your favorite painting by someone dead.

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